I can’t get enough of the tv show Weeds, but when it comes to the plant it self, well I am just not a fan. I’ve pretty much been “straight edge” (sorry for the pun) my entire life. I’ve never smoked, taken any drugs, or even excessively drank. I’m not even into poppers (they smell nasty), or any of the other recreation type drugs or activities that most a lot of gay guys are into.

I also haven’t ever really fooled around with a guy who has been smoking out, until this weekend. The guy was really beautiful in his pictures, as one of them is seen below, but his entire house was messy and smelled of pot. His bed was a few blankets on the floor of his room, and as much as he/we tried he couldn’t get his limp uncut floppy dick to do anything.

He blew me and I blasted a load in his face, and I guess he jerked off while blowing me b/c he did manage to cum, but I never saw him hard once. The worst part was his breath.  It was HORRIBLE. He wanted to kiss and make out for a while and after a few seconds, let alone a few minutes I was totally turned off and repulsed.

I thought I would post an excerpt of his reply to my ad, as I found the part in bold quite funny after the fact.

im 24, 6′2″ tall, 165 lbs, athletic build, brown hair, and have a rock hard 8 inch uncut cock…im pretty vers, and im really horny…im into sucking, fucking, j/o, making out, and pretty much anything within reason…heres some pics…hit me up if your interested…

It is too bad it didn’t work out, because as his body is in no where the condition it looks like in the picture, he still was cute enough. I just couldn’t deal with the smell and horrible taste, yuck.